Primetime for Nitpicking

In light of all my recent time off, I've been spending lots of time as a shut in. Luckily, I go back to work tomorrow. But, I can't say enough great things about ABC.com's episode player. Without cable, I would have been doomed to have to do more blogging. But thanks to this clever and free little invention, I have been able to catch up on many episodes of, I must confess, Grey's Anatomy. God damnit, I loves it. Now, if only they would get rid of that drowned rat, Ellen Pompeo, then I'd love it even more. (And they got me all excited last season. I mean, I really thought she was a goner. damn) When the show debuted, I was actually able to tolerate her character. But now as the show goes on, the whinier and mousier Meredith (and Pompeo, for that matter) becomes.

First of all, have any of you SEEN the clip of her on Punk'd? If not, then you need to watch this before continuing:



Ellen Pompero punk'd from erikapie on Vimeo

How embarassing! (Of course, THIS video here still takes the cake in my opinion for Most Embarassing Celebrity Video Clip of 2007) Yet, for some reason, that crazy bitch doesn't even seem phased- like these types of incidents occur daily for her! Secondly, did anybody else pick up on the trashy Boston accent?! Wow, I don't know whether to give Pompeo a lot of credit for hiding this raging accent so well on Anatomy, or just give her a mouth full aw Jostens after I paak my caar in the yaaahd.

Either way, I can assure you that after watching that Punk'd clip, I'm no longer able to suspend my disbelief and take Meredith seriously.

To make things worse, and to add to my hatred of Meredith, she gets her pick of the hottest doctors at the hospital. Let me just take this time to mention that if doctors that looked like this really existed, I'd become a fucking hypochondriac. These doctors/sexy beefcakes:

(and let us not forget that gem Chris O'Donnell in Season 3) all seem to find her cute and charming. Not me! My thoughts on Ellen Pompeo:

• How does somebody who looks like they're eight years old also manage to look so washed up? Is that Ashley Olsen?

• She needs to eat some foods,
• not just buy them.

• And, let's not forget about the character's major mental issues. Wow! What a catch!

I just think I need to stop watching this show altogether. These sexual scenarios involving her and these yummy men are less believable than a Danielle Steel novel. "Mousy, annoying, basket case gets her pick of hunky MD's." Don't know how much longer I can put up with it. And FYI- lady you may have screwed McDreamy and McSteamy. And even that loveable gay, George O'Malley!


But sister, if you screw the hottest one...

ZOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

... I'm most certainly never tuning in again.


ps : In more Grey's news, that gay hating, pompous, and now extremely bitter, dickhole Isaiah Washington, is not returning for Season 4. Too bad for you, Isaiah. But honestly, all I really care about is that they replace you with a more attractive, less boring counterpart. One that won't sleep with Pompeo's character, either.